i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
au - Lydia and Stiles break up right after graduation to start their new lives away from each other. But no matter how much time passes and how many people they see, they can’t seem to actually get over one another.
I hope she doesn’t choke.
Sheo + Kissing
When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.
important reminder alert.
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
EVERYONE ELSE SEES THIS RIGHT? I’M NOT HALLUCINATING
guys!! UNICEF is donating a days worth of clean water for every minute you don’t touch your phone
If you leave it on while you sleep, you could help someone for over a year.
pleASE DO THIS